The most poetic spam ever written.
This post is a little out of character for this blog and for me… but fuck it.
I received this email on Wednesday, August 15, 2007. It is the most beautiful spam email I have ever received, and I wanted to share it with you all.
What is this spam saying? What is it telling us?
I believe this spam is saying, in an abstract way, that sleep is a redeeming quality of our existence; it deserves the highest praise, the highest merit, because it allows us the only escape from our life (prohibit reflection). It allows us to escape the fact that we are all babies inside; we are still the weak, futile individuals inside that are helpless, and still, want and need nothing more than the breast, the nipple that gives us the milk of nourishment.
Without it, we are nothing.
I saw this spam, and I had to share it; for it is beautiful.
What are your thoughts on this spam? What do you think its message is?
PS: I had Chinese food that night as well. They gave me 3 fortune cookies. This spam email was more thought provoking and enjoyable than all 3 fortunes. One of them was “When both feet are planted firmly, nothing can shake you.”
…that’s not a fortune. I want a fortune.
Whoever wrote this spam email… the Chinese people need you! You are their savior!!!! Please, if you stumble upon this blog, contact me, I will do everything in my power to help you get to the fortune cookie people so you can do what you were put on this spit of land to do!!!!